Thank you for calling the Mommy Help Me Line. We are experiencing an usually high level of stress at the moment. There may be some delay in assisting you. We apologize for the possible inconvenience. If you prefer not to hold, you could try some of these possible solutions to your problems on your own.
* If someone is hitting you, move farther away.
* If you are bored, go find something to do.
* If you are thirsty, get a cup and proceed to the easiest sink.
* If you are hungry, next time eat more lunch.
* If someone is looking at you, look back at them.
* If you have another superficial wound, wash it and waste another band-aid.
* If you feel like yelling at or striking your Mommy, be prepared for an unpleasant response.
* If you have a real emergency, hang on and you will be assisted within moments. The Mommy on duty is listening to determine if the crying is genuine.
We hope these suggestions are helpful. You will know when the Mommy Help Me Line is functioning normally again when we stop referring to ourselves as more than one person. Apparently, schizophrenia is a coping mechanism.
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