You know you're a mom when...

You know you're a mom when you are folding laundry of all size ranges while a load of towels and night time potty accidents washes in the machine nearby, 4 kids come asking for candy (one of them wearing a gag nose/mustache/glasses as if it were a normal accessory), your teeth are brushed but you are no where near ready to leave the house and you just took two Motrin to try to banish the headache that's been plaguing you for 3 days.